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enraeh
09-24-2006, 07:46 PM
While cleaning out my garage today I found some old Clay Smith stickers in a junk drawer. You know the ones with the woodpecker going really really fast with the breeze blowing his headfeathers and sweat beads straight back from his beak. While looking at them there stickers, they began to morph into a familiar shape and appearance that I couldn't quite place. I moved my thumb over the cigar clamped in the woodpecker's teeth and goddam!! that was it!!!!! That friggin bird looked just like KB with his tuck job!!!!! The only reason I connected the two was that I remembered a post on here a while back referring to a "proceedure" involving the Bernster himself. So, I looked up a recent picture and said "**** son, that don't look too bad!"

So now I'm wondering who's next for one of those mid-December Beverly Hills/West Hollywood outcall appointments?? Anybody care to get a pool going on the next face stretcher? Come on now, a hunnerd bux says it's Force!!!

Duece
09-24-2006, 08:37 PM
Are we just talking the most awkwardly obvious? Give Cory's rug an honorable mention.

Vanity is predictable..... look to those that won't wear socks on the starting line (no, not CK).

enraeh
09-25-2006, 02:57 AM
Vanity is predictable..... look to those that won't wear socks on the starting line (no, not CK).

No socks, tasseled loafers, pink polo by Ralph Lauren, and a white cable knit sweater tied loosley around the shoulders. Here's his card:
Public Relations Representative, Photo Release Editor, and Contractual Agent representing the Driver's Interests.
"California here we come" or as the tadpole said to Gordon Gecko "How many yachts can you water ski behind at one time?"